Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto..

Mr. Roboto,

So how the hell is life treating you? I bet not as well as you'd like. I'm sure you're still upset about some of the things I've said and done.. Just like I'm still a bit perturbed by the things you said and did/didn't do, yet I still believe everything happens for the best. I am sure now that these recent events, though painful and embarrassing for me, will only force me to make wiser choices in the future.

I thought I loved you, thought you loved me, but of course, lots of people every day make this same mistake. I suppose had I really loved you, I wouldn't want to see you miserable. And the truth is the thought of you being miserable is quite comforting to me right now. Had you cared anything about your marriage, your family, or ME, you never would have dragged me into this.

But I have come to be enlightened about some things that I had best remember:

1. I believe there is something fundamentally wrong with a man who drives his mistress by his house late at night while his wife and children are inside unaware.
2. I believe that a man who would ask his siblings to cover for him while he engages in an extramarital affair has deep-seated 'family boundary' issues.
3. I am quite sure that giving a mistress a password to browse furniture on a 'members only' shopping site is a stupid thing to do.
4. I believe that I was more than fair and tried to be the practical one in the beginning, until you were 'sure' leaving your family was what you wanted.
5. Any man who would put another woman between himself and his family is not worth my time.
6. Any man who doesn't stand behind what he says is not worth listening to.

And Lastly: Any man who tells a story about himself regarding: Drinking in a bar, an invitation scrawled on a McDonald's Hamburber wrapper, and having sex with a woman while her boyfriend watched- Is just plain messed up.


The truth is, we never would have made it anyhow. I am not the kind of person who picks up and leaves everything for a man. Time has proven that. I wouldn't even do that for my own husband of almost 18 years. He never cheated on me, never lied to me, treated me better than I deserved to be treated at times. I left because I didn't love him anymore. End of story. I am the type of person who will probably die alone because I refuse to be with someone who doesn't make me happy. You wouldn't have made me happy either.

I had almost forgiven you when some of our mutual facebook friends informed me that you had been hitting up on them as well. I took another hit and had a setback. We did some talking. Opened that wound right back up.

I'm sure your ego is overinflated like the rest of you right now thinking you broke the heart of a sexy woman. Congratulations. Feel free to brag to all your buddies about it. I highly suspect you already have.

P.S. Hope your 'perfect marriage' works out for you.

Sincerely, MORE THAN YOU KNOW

Disco Superfly aka Susan Superfly aka Superflygin aka Gin of Arc aka Sexxdupbeeatch